Slogans for Jesus

Our dear cousin Tim sent us an email to a joke 'slogan generator' which takes real advertising slogans and changes them based on a word you choose. So, thinking Jesus could use some updated slogans, used the word 'Jesus'. Some great slogans got generated!

• Things Happen After a Jesus.
• A Day Without Jesus is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
• What's in your Jesus?
• Hand-Built by Jesus.
• Come Fly The Friendly Jesus.
• Gee, Your Jesus Smells Terrific.
• Go to work on a Jesus.
• Splash Jesus all over.
• A Smooth-Running Jesus is a Relaxing Experience.
• Nothing Acts Faster Than Jesus.
• A Jesus Is Forever.
• Designed for Jesus, Engineered to Last.
• No-One Does Chicken Like Jesus.
• Top Breeders Recommend Jesus.
• It Needn't Be Hell With Jesus. (I kid you not!)
• I Liked The Jesus So Much, I Bought The Company!
• You've Got Questions. We've Got Jesus.
• The Future's Bright. The Future's Jesus.
• Tonight, Let It Be Jesus.
• Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Jesus. (my fav)
• The Non-Sticky Sticky Jesus.
• For The Jesus You Don't Yet Know.
• Gonna Be a While? Grab a Jesus.
• Don't Forget The Jesus, Mum.
• I'd Walk a Mile for a Jesus.
• Double the Pleasure, Double the Jesus.
• Have a Break. Have a Jesus.